The only reason women take long when getting ready is because we’re trying to get the other side of our stupid eyeliner to fuckin match
when you start watching a new show and immediately get attached to a character
"Look what I made, assface."
If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all
If you’re not a size six, then you’re not good looking. Well, you better be rich or be real good at cooking. You should probably lose some weight, ‘cause we can’t see your bones. You should probably fix your face or you’ll end up on your own. Don’t you want to have somebody who objectifies you?… And if you can’t detect the sarcasm, you’ve misunderstood.
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
IT GOT BETTER